Steve

Steve is a Major Protagonist in Appeal To Media: Purgatory.

Inventory
Steve has the ability to spawn items within his control, that he collects and safely stores them in an unknown environment called Inventory, where they reside until Steve brings them out.

Near Infinite Strength
Unlike brutes like Douchebag and Dwayne Johnson, Steve boasts some of the most insane endurance strength, being able to hold extremely heavy things, it is speculated that Steve has lifted the sun once. Besides that, he on his own cannot use his strength against other opponents. Biotic life are not affected by this strength and is rendered weak.